her butt

Her name is Ronnie and she’s got the nicest ass anyone’s ever seen, herself included. It was God’s gift, genes, but she doesn’t take it for granted. She visits the gym six times a week, minimum, and bumps and grinds for all she’s worth so that she keeps her tukus in shape. Her boyfriend worships her derriere, her husband, too. Just kidding. She’s monogamous, with a girlfriend-partner. She’s not exactly a lesbian, she says, though she’s hard pressed, when asked by friends just what “not exactly” means. She’s studying to be a surgeon. She won’t end up a surgeon, of course. She will go into AIDS research and lead a team that will find an antidote for the virus. The year will be 2023. Two things will never be forgotten: her contribution to mankind and her butt when she was 26. Such is life.