i'm a medium

She wore a t-shirt that read “Jesus Patrol,” which begged the questions: Was she looking for Him or with Him? He wore one that read “Stud (picture of a muffin).” Not so much. This was here, but it could’ve been anywhere, given the incredible ubiquity of overtly inane t-shirts. For a time, it was the “Shit Happens” and “I’m With Stupid” shirts that advertised a compete disregard and/or ignorance for and of irony. Now, these. She was short and dumpy. He was taller and dumpy. The medium is the message. Still.